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When the horror movie finally ends "Based on a true story"
Write your name in reverse! It's your demon name. People named Bob Maybe I am a Demon People named "Reggina" : I'm not racist, I'm not racist but
Undercover cops posing as drug buyers are arrested by undercover cops posing as drug dealers. Tax Payers
I ran into a girl at a vegan restaurant who said she knew me But I never met herbivore!
"An SSL error has occured and a secure connection to the server cannot be made" William Shakespcar
14-year old student builds an Atomic bomb as a science project science project?
HEY EVERYONE IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY AND HE'S ALL ALONE SEE, NOBODY CARES
When your name isn't Carl
Welp I'm never wearing this top again
Me coming into my parents bedroom at 3am, to tell them that I threw up:
Call me an ambulance You're an ambulance.
You have become the very thing you swore to destroy
