Your Dog When Someone Rings The Doorbell
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WW2 Is The Worst Event In Histo Terrifying Fish Walks On Land, Breathes Air, Threatens To Destroy Australia
Women Leaving Immediately After Sex Is Weird To Me Now Where Tf You Goin Home So I Can Orgasm F
Why Don't We Just Put All The Ocean Water In A Cup, Clean Out The Bottom Then Pour It Back Idk That's A Lot Of Water Man Might Need Two Cups
Which Category Do You Belong 1 Mom Canlgo Out 2 Mom L'm Going Out 3 You Just Disappear
Where Do Babies Come From No One Knows It's One Of Life's Greatest Mysteries Oh God Here Comes One You Thought Baby Proofing The House Would Stop Us
When Your Parents Turn Off The Internet As A Punishment For Playing Too Many Games So You Play The No Internet Chrome Dinosaur Game I'm Gonna Do What's Called A Pro Gamer Move
When You Visit Your Grandma With Dementia And She Remembers Who You Are I'm Still Worthy
When You Open The Window For A Fly But It Doesn’t Leave So You Have Chosen Death
When You Maul A Kid At The Zoo Just For The Free Tranquilizers
When She's Giving You A BJ And You Feel Her Getting Curious With Her Fingers Ease Off The Ass
When Everyone Says That Captain America Is The Old One But They Forget That You're 1500 Years Old
What You Look Like Shouldn't Matter, It's What's On The Inside Me
