Time traveller: what are you studying in school? Me: the black plague Time traveller: oh yeah, 2020 was a bitch
This Dog Party Looks More Fun Than Anything I've Ever Been To In My Entire Life
Cop: I'm putting you under arrest Her: (unbuttoning shirt) what about now? Cop: ma'm this isnt high school, B's get you nowhere
When this is all over, l'm expecting the biggest St. Patrick's Easter de Mayo of July party anyone's ever seen!