I hate when people ask me "what did you do today?" like buddy listen l woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don't know
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If this reminds you of anything other than food, then you're a whore and we should hang out sometime
Finishing the main pokemon storyline and then running into level 5 trainers that you accidentally skipped
Alright Elon, this is called a 'zipline'. and the humans, they enjoy this?" they enjoy it very much Elon "then I shall enjoy it as well"
God after he put the male g spot up his butt and then made it a sin to be gay
No offence but if die and no one uses a ouija board to keep me updated on memes then I will legitimately haunt all of you
When somebody in class dares you to do something stupid and then you get in trouble HOLD ON THIS WHOLE OPERATION WAS YOUR IDEA
When you're in the pool with friends and you swish your hand around underwater, then push it towards them Aquaman
When you see your friend laugh at meme then Just keep scrolling Wait. That's illegal
When you pour a bowl of cereal then see you're out of milk
if you need to pee then pee. But if you don't, don't. -science nigga
When you find out approximately 95% of all ocean critters remain undiscovered Alright then, keep your sea crits
I was laughing the whole time cause there's just this funky bacon dancing then there's my dad reading divorce papers
