When You Tell Him You're Gonna Suck The Life Out Of Him And He Says You Already Suck The Life Out Of Everything You Depressing Bitch
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Life Is Hard, Right Wrong Life Is Easy, You Suck
When you're 2 years old and looking forward to life but your Mom is anti-vax
When you just bought the family dinner, but crypto is life
I'll bet my entire life savings that she's standing there because she's waiting to talk to the manager
Police Shoot A Criminal Doctor Save His Life Court Sentence Him To Death Doctor Am I A Joke To You
People who look good but have a bad personality are just real life clickbait
The Black Rhinoceros spends a majority of its adult life alone and mates only once every 2-3 years, just like you, you fucking loser
When your Grandfather says you spend too much time on video games so you unplug his life support The future is now, old man
People asking hows my life going? ME
Me: *makes literally any decision* Life: Sorry, mate. Wrong path.
Medieval alchemist attempts to create elixer of life Circa 1369 ALCHEMY 100
Fact Time: Did you know the average lifespan of a Giant Squid is usually until it dies?
