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Why Don't We Just Put All The Ocean Water In A Cup, Clean Out The Bottom Then Pour It Back Idk That's A Lot Of Water Man Might Need Two Cups
Customer Acts Rude Me Acts Rude Back Customer
Sandra Bullock in bird box: your name is Tom me, literally trying to hold back my tears:
when mum picks you up from school to go to the doctor but after takes you back to school instead of taking you home That wasn't part of the plan
Wtf is Outback Steakhouse planning Satan Mind your damn business
Mum did you want a daughter or a son? I wanted a back rub
When your sister tells you to go grab a condom and on your way back your dad runs into her room and locks the door
girls when they ask you to open a jar for them vs girls when you try to pull the blanket back to your side
Neil Armstrong was the first person to land on the moon. Neil A, Backwards is Alien MESSAGES now FBI Delete that shit right now
Flaming Stephen Hawking Comes Back From The Dead To Save Earth From Thots
When you send her a dick pic and she sends one back
When u hear some ppl laughing by the pool and ur insecurity has u wondering if it's about ur man titties & back fat
