Me Looking Forward To Baseball Season Coronavirus
When someone is in the way of the item you want so you pretend to look at something else
Life Hack Carve A Pumpkin To Distract You From The Fact That You're Also A Lifeless Round Object Putting On A Fake Smile
Me: "Do you shower after having sex?". Co-worker: "Yeah, of course I do." Me: "Well, could you try getting laid more often then?".