Sigh When Will Death Come You Know, You Could Help Out A Little Bit, Becky
For The Easter Egg Hunt This Year I Won't Dye The Eggs
What's the difference between your wife and your job? What? After five years your job will still suck.
Scientists: Yellowstone hasn't erupted for 640,000 years and is set to any time now. Everyone in 2020: APRIL, NO!