Cop: seen anything unusual? a dolphin with a hat once Me: Cop: I mean around here Me: nah they live in water
No One Was More Surprised Than Penny, In The Form Her Patronus Took
Who The Fuck Face Swapped Me With John Cena
Mom: "You're an adult. You can't just laugh at pictures online and ignore all your problems Me "Want to see me it do it again?"